When a thumb is inserted into the butt and comes out covered in a ball of poo, that is considered a cocoa plum.
How did Derrick end up with pink eye?
He was banging a girl last week and forgot to clean his cocoa plum.
He was banging a girl last week and forgot to clean his cocoa plum.
by sheriff tony February 20, 2025
This is my dog and she’s so fucking FAT literally yesterday one of my other dogs walked by her food and she attacked him LITERALLY WHATTTTTT she needs to chill the fuck out bro
by cocoaisafatass December 22, 2023
A person who is conservative and libertarian. They often watch content creators such as Alex Jones and believe in a lot of things that most people would consider conspiracy theories. Also known as cocoa conspirators.
'My cocoa grandma told me she thought the earth was flat'
'My Mum's friend is cocoa, she's always watching Alex Jones'
'My Mum's friend is cocoa, she's always watching Alex Jones'
by ellema23 January 27, 2023
by Younginer December 11, 2008
Fred: Barney get me some fuckin' cocoa pebbles cereal!! I need to satisfy my wife tonight
Barney: Okay Fred
(later that night)
Fred: YABBA
DABBA
DOO
if it can work for the Flintstones it can work for you
Barney: Okay Fred
(later that night)
Fred: YABBA
DABBA
DOO
if it can work for the Flintstones it can work for you
by Quizzical Upnod May 11, 2017
Both of America's most-popular "muddy brown" beverages --- da steaming wintertime drink and da "classic crimson bottle" soda --- have a heavy dose of stimulants in them even when imbibed separately, but if you combine them and then guzzle da resulting "mixed drink", you'll get such a massive jolt from said "Cocoa-Cola" dat it may send you straight into orbit!
by QuacksO June 07, 2023
When you place cocaine on your partner’s sphincter, and then you put your nostril up to said sphincter; and your partner farts the puff of cocaine up your nostril.
by Allen Bruce January 16, 2021