fur coat

When you take a huge dump that's so sticky it rips off some of your butthole pubes on its escape.

"Man, the other day I took a fur coat and it clogged my grandmas toilet."

by aeroballs January 29, 2014

T-coat

Short for "trenchcoat", a type of jacket with a long bottom that seems to drag on the ground, but only if you're not tall enough.

"T-Coats are not allowed to be worn in schools thanks to the Trenchcoat Mafia."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

red coat

Someone who works for the British holiday camp company, Butlins. Typically chavvy, slightly gay, and prone to singing and dancing. They wear red coats, obviously.

The red coats were singing Barbie Girl all night!

by Nimbuspony March 27, 2008

coat-tails

A new offensive term for a parasitic person who "ride someone's coat tails", and claims your social success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to one another; Obama continued Bill Clinton's liberal policies and Hilary Clinton wanted to succeed Barack Obama in 2016.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2017

liquor coat

The warmness you feel after drinking; not needing a coat/jacket because you have been drinking.

Hey you taking a jacket?
Nah, I'm tryna get drunk so I'll have my liquor coat on

by Surya December 29, 2015

dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020

poofy coat

A coat worn for very cold weather that usually contains down feathers and is of a large volume.

Pat got his poofy coat all muddy when he took his jeep offroading.

by jarrrod May 13, 2009