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queen of clubs

Similar to queen of spades and queen of hearts but instead of a womans preference being a white guy or even a black guy it's instead its a hispanic/latino man.
Dude1: hey why's Mary always with Mexican guy?
Dude2: oh she's a queen of clubs
by Ellocohombre July 11, 2019
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2 of Clubs

1. This is about the 2 of Clubs. 2 of clubs, like in cards you know. It means "Show your boobs" or like, "Lift up your shirt and show off your juggs." It is considered the highest honor to be presented with the 2 of Clubs--not to be taken lightly or shown to just any girl with boobs. Reserved specifically for those with great ones.

2. The folkloric character Dr.Bones is said to keep a 2 of Clubs in his top hat.
Guy: (Shows girl a 2 of Clubs)

Girl: (Takes off shirt and bra)

Guy: "Damn. Those are the finest titties I have ever seen."
by Norm Crenshaw July 18, 2007
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chumstain

the stain left behind from having sex while the female is on her period
i pulled it out and cockslapped her, leaving a chumstain on her chin.
by boogyman222 January 30, 2006
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clubslut

Noun- a student in highschool who drifts from club to club for one day just for T-shirts and or free food.
Person 1: Hey what clubs did you sign up for?
Person 2: Student Government, Marching band, Math club, and Yoga club.
Person 1: *coughs* clubslut.
by softsponge34 January 14, 2014
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Chumscrubbing

Having a vagina rubbed against your face
i love chumscrubbing with you babes
by Jawdyn March 29, 2010
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Clemsoning

(verb) 1. When you are widely favored to succeed and instead crash & burn. 2. Failing miserably and/or by a wide margin 3. Horribly embarrassing yourself in front of loved ones and strangers alike. 4. Having multiple records broken against you in front of a large audience.
1. When Google Plus launched it took a real Clemsoning. 2. When the hare raced the tortoise he really got Clemsoned. 3. When Snooki's parents decided not to have that abortion, they really pulled a Clemson.
by 5Speed January 11, 2012
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clemson

the best team in the world. where the real Death Valley is located. the most exciting 25 seconds in college football. home of thunder and lightning. the loudest stadium in the country. has the best fans, and clemson kicks carolinas ass every year.
by BCMD August 9, 2007
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