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The Clap

The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.
*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"
by Jesse & Frank August 8, 2006
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clap

a. To quickly bring together one's hands rapidly to produce a sound, in essence a small shockwave

b. Slang for gonorrhea
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
Who's got the clap?
I do! I do!
by WasBob July 14, 2010
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clap on

When someone performs a drive by or runs up and shoots a rival
"Man, I wish I was there when he got his clap on, I would busted back"
by Kyilener July 2, 2007
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Clap

Clap when you slap your hands together to a make a loud sound.
Or when you fuck somebody so hard that when your pelvis meets your partners cheeks they mame a clapping noise
I clapped at sisters piano recital.
You hear about Bryce clapping Mirandas cheeks?
by Bubby4206969 June 3, 2018
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Clapping

Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.
Person 1: Why are you hitting yourself?

Person 2: I'm clapping!
by a fucking genius April 19, 2019
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Clapping

The act of quickly smashing one's hands together to show enjoyment
"that was a great show! we should be clapping louder!"
by CoralDonkey May 14, 2020
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Clapped

(adj.) Used to describe an object, whether it be living or non-living, in a negative way, or showing poor condition.

(v.) To transform to the state of being clapped.

syn: Chooched, roached, fucked, washed up
(adj.) Tyler's truck is so clapped out.

(v.) Madalyn's pussy is a grease trap now, her new boyfriend clapped her out.
by Ragged Yanta December 9, 2018
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