The Clap

The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.

*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"

by Jesse & Frank August 09, 2006

clap on

When someone performs a drive by or runs up and shoots a rival

"Man, I wish I was there when he got his clap on, I would busted back"

by Kyilener June 08, 2007

clap

a. To quickly bring together one's hands rapidly to produce a sound, in essence a small shockwave

b. Slang for gonorrhea

I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
Who's got the clap?
I do! I do!

by WasBob July 15, 2010

Clapping

The act of quickly smashing one's hands together to show enjoyment

"that was a great show! we should be clapping louder!"

by CoralDonkey May 14, 2020

Clapping

Repetitively high-fiving yourself for someone else’s accomplishments

Person 1: Im clapping!
Person 2: Yeah cool

by Hollië Rose 🌹 April 15, 2019

Clapping

Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.

Person 1: Why are you hitting yourself?

Person 2: I'm clapping!

by a fucking genius April 19, 2019

the clap

cheesy dick and minge syndrome

“harrison and his poor victims got the clap cos he cant wash his bendy willy :(“
“whats the clap?”
“chamydia🕺“

by broimsosegsy January 11, 2022