Big Dick Civic

A term to describe any Honda Civic, as a way of acknowledging the huge cock that the owner must have in order to own and drive a car as prestigious and esteemed as a Civic.

"Dude did you get a big dick civic?"
"Ya bro its insane my dick grew like 7 inches"
"Damn, I'm still stuck with my fucking Accord"

by BinLadenIsMyCity September 16, 2018

Shifting a civic

Shitting your pants

Jeremy was sitting in class. When all of a sudden he started shifting a civic.

by Whitewilt23 December 30, 2023

Civic Eater

A Volkswagen GTI

Civic Driver: bro my car is so fast, ain't ever seen a set of tail lights

TDI Driver: wait for my homie to pull up

*GTI pulls up*

Civic Driver: OH SHIT ITS A CIVIC EATER!!!

by LynX2596 December 1, 2021

Civic

A 4 cylinder model manufactured by Honda from as far back as the literal dark ages. High potential for modification, and even higher potential for retarded shitfucks to totally turn it into a rolling laughing stock. When modified by a character of taste, it can be quite a nice looking (and even fast) car. When driven by shitfucks it's likely to explode when going over 80 km's

Person 1: "Wanna take a spin in the Humble Honda?"
Person 2: "Humble Honda? It's a might Civic ya shitfuck."

by PiggyBlackmore October 2, 2018

Civic

In a small town called Plymouth in the UK, this is a hangout point for a species of emo called groms who live and thrive in their natural habitat (The City Center).

*phone call*
"Ahbah, where are you guys?"
"We're all sat at civic"

by Riotplease December 10, 2016

Civics

A mainly useless thing to learn in school it like history only more boring and "more important" like bruh i dont wanna learn about the bill of rights

Civics

useless

by YAY_fucktheinternet October 3, 2021

Blue Honda Civic

referring to a blue unstable honda civic. They say call 911! cause they refer to a crashed honda civic.
this originated from the incident on the ridgeway road

man wone- oh no i crashed my blue honda civic
wife- call 911 now!

by HonkyManStan December 29, 2023