Civics

A mainly useless thing to learn in school it like history only more boring and "more important" like bruh i dont wanna learn about the bill of rights

Civics

useless

by YAY_fucktheinternet October 3, 2021

Invisible Civic

When four Asians walk in a two-by-two array with the person in the front-left holding out their hands as if grasping a steering wheel while at the same time making car noises.

The resulting formation makes it look as though the group is riding in an invisible Honda Civic.

Speeding down the hallway went Chang, Hu, Ming, and Sue in their Invisible Civic. They moved so fast that I swore I could smell exhaust.

by jab4343 January 26, 2011

Civic Stockholm Syndrome

When citizens will watch their cities, local businesses and entire neighborhoods be overtaken, looted and/or destroyed by protesters, looters and rioters but turn a blind eye and remain silent. BUT THEN, when their overlords workplace is breeched by protests they’re outraged.

Hey remember when several square blocks of Seattle was overtaken by protesters, looters and rioters for WEEKS?! But all these people with Civic Stockholm Syndrome didn’t say anything?

Yeah, congress was breeched and everyone with Civic Stockholm Syndrome all of a sudden cares about “non-peaceful” protesters.

by The_fiscal_patriot January 7, 2021

Shifting a civic

Shitting your pants

Jeremy was sitting in class. When all of a sudden he started shifting a civic.

by Whitewilt23 December 30, 2023

Civic Eater

A Volkswagen GTI

Civic Driver: bro my car is so fast, ain't ever seen a set of tail lights

TDI Driver: wait for my homie to pull up

*GTI pulls up*

Civic Driver: OH SHIT ITS A CIVIC EATER!!!

by LynX2596 December 1, 2021

Big Dick Civic

A term to describe any Honda Civic, as a way of acknowledging the huge cock that the owner must have in order to own and drive a car as prestigious and esteemed as a Civic.

"Dude did you get a big dick civic?"
"Ya bro its insane my dick grew like 7 inches"
"Damn, I'm still stuck with my fucking Accord"

by BinLadenIsMyCity September 16, 2018

Civic

A 4 cylinder model manufactured by Honda from as far back as the literal dark ages. High potential for modification, and even higher potential for retarded shitfucks to totally turn it into a rolling laughing stock. When modified by a character of taste, it can be quite a nice looking (and even fast) car. When driven by shitfucks it's likely to explode when going over 80 km's

Person 1: "Wanna take a spin in the Humble Honda?"
Person 2: "Humble Honda? It's a might Civic ya shitfuck."

by PiggyBlackmore October 2, 2018