War chest

A conglomeration of beers, always ready for use, especially in the case of an adverse event. There must be at least a 15:1 ratio of beers per person - or - at least 50 total beers with a minimum of 4 varieties; whichever is greater.

Q: "Hey, should I bring over some coldies?"
A: "Nah, I'm featuring a hodgepodge in my war chest. Got a 36 Stack of Nat, a 30 Rack of Busch Light and a years worth of stragglers ready for the taking."

by MasterBates61704 June 14, 2018

chester the molester

"Chester the Molester" was a comic strip from Hustler magazine, of a dirty old man who always wore skid-marked panties on his head. It was written by Dwaine B. Tinsley and ran for 13 years, in the 80's and 90's.

Did you see this month's "Chester the Molester" cartoon in Hustler?

by McHoon January 28, 2010

web chester

Adult male perverts who frequents internet social networking sites in order to find young girl and boy victims (tweens).

Dude, I went on my little sister's MySpace last night and some web chester sent her a pic of his crank. Sick bastard.

by Larry Tiita April 19, 2009

chesly

a crazy nerd ass bitch that likes bts who goes crazy every time they see an Asian guy

oh looks is chesly

by elite124 December 30, 2018

flat-chested

having little or no female breast development

She was known in high school as "some flat-chested girl."

by Light Joker May 30, 2006

Chester Cheeto

The act of finding a sleezy girl and coralling her to your room. Then insisting that she eat a family size bag of cheetos. After consuming the bag of cheetos, the girl will then proceed to give the man an handjob. Before he ejaculates the girl must begin to give the man head until he does ejaculate. Therefore tasting the full deliciousness of a Chester Cheeto. Very common at Kent State University and Edinboro University.

Jason: "Did you see Glenn took Katherine home last night?"
Kyle:"Yeah I heard he got a Chester Cheeto"
Jason:"Lucky dog"

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by moseschristianseanathontheIII October 7, 2011

Open Chest!

when you see your unsuspecting friend with his hands at his sides, you walk up to him and yell Open Chest! and you punch him in the chest as hard as you can..CAUTION! usually results in impaired breathing and chest pains for a few hours.

You: Hey Adam
Adam: Whats up?
You: Open Chest! (punch)

by rim shot May 14, 2005