Chapstick Moustache

A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.

Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...

Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!

Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)

by rock-cupid October 11, 2010

chapshit

The act of a child literally shitting out lies. The only know record of this is in 1823 when Joseph Smith shit out the Book of Mormon.

Dude my mom caught me chapshitin yesterday and beat me with original chapshit for an hour.

by TheWeirdWolf September 5, 2019

Tinted-chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who leans toward the femme side of the butch or lipstick continuum (that dichotomy is totally arbitrary/not legit, but just for the sake of definition). Could defy “chapstick lesbian,” standards by wearing dresses more frequently or donning makeup more frequently. May have an equal number of pairs of pajama pants and lipsticks in her home. Might enjoy wearing makeup OR loungewear just as much. Not a lipstick lesbian because they do not NEED to wear a dress or makeup - still taking less than 20 minutes to get out the door.

I am a tinted-chapstick lesbian. You can pick me up for a hike and a martini bar in 15 minutes.

by tinted-chapstick-lesbian June 21, 2021

Capslock Moment

A "Capslock Moment" is that special gleeful moment when you discover something awesome, and have to shout out loud, but can't. So you type with the Capslock key on in order to demonstrate this.

"Psst.. Terry just got his first lap dance!"

"OMG! HE DID!?"

"Did you just have a Capslock Moment?"

by Antihero December 25, 2008

capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008

Caps locker

Caps locker is someone who writes everything using upper case. Usually they're dumb, misspell a lotta words and can't make a right sentence 'cause they can't speak English very well.

Caps locker: HEY PAL, YOUR MOTHER SUCKED MY BALS YESTEERDAY, IT IS GREAT SUCKER, YOUR MOTHER SHE IS.

Cool dude: lol, you DO suck.

by Tragicomic December 29, 2008

CAPsident

A CAPsident occurs when you are typing on a keyboard (usually when you are just getting used to a new one) and you unintentionally hit the Caps Lock key.

Person #1: Kat Von D is a babe...

Person #2: yeah, I would toTALLY TAP THAT

Person #2: Oooops! CAPsident!

by Fishnets&G-stings March 4, 2010