A sex act in which a woman has sex with an entire hockey team, blows a moose, and washes it down with maple syrup. It was originally coined in the early years of Canadian hockey where it was the prize for the Canadian National hockey championship. Once people began playing for the Stanley Cup they abandoned this to a national past time and gave its current name.
by D=Train February 05, 2010
Canadas history has long been decribed as the most fundementally and siturbing sexual act ever conceived by and individual whose name stems from its use of syrup, a moose head mounted on a wall, and a canadian police outfit. The largest man in the group of 8 men and 1 women wears moose head over his own like a mask. his goal is to get the horns into everyone elses rectum before every has had an orgasm and is he fails they all restart. The second man is in charge of the syrup. He boils it and the gently pours it with the use of a funnel into all of the womens orifices coating her in a scalding sticky mess which then three of the other men stick there throbbing memebrs into scalding not only the women but pumping hot syrup out onto the rods of fury. then one man is in a canadian polica outfit and he runs around with his bayonet gently cutting new orifices into the flailing orgy creating new fuckholes for the remainings men to force there penises into. the goal of the act is not only to have sex but also to make sure every gets the horns in there ass before orgasm and to have everyuone covered in boiling maple syrup and to have at least 2 pints of blood spill out from the makeshift fuckholes carved into the side of peoples body by the canadian policemen. Should be filmed.
by TJ the moose lover February 09, 2010
A sexual act involving inserting elk antlers and any item resembling the Stanley into a woman with the use of maple syrup as a lubricant. Normally performed by a lumber jack on a bear skin rug.
by displayname February 05, 2010
This is an horribly grotesque sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. In this act a man first shoves the antlers up his partners anus. Then he pours maple syrup all over his penis and begins to ass fuck his partner. He keeps going until the blood, fecal matter, syrup and seamen leak out the anus into the Stanley Cup. The filled Stanley cup then is poured on to baby seals, in result killing them. the partner then share the dead baby seal covered with gross liquid in a kinky three some to finish to climax.
by norseman99 February 05, 2010
Noun: An extremely complex and debasing sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup (not Mrs Buttersworth), and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in there.
Verb: The performance of the above act, preferably while wearing snow shoes and with Canada's national anthem, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," playing at top volume.
Verb: The performance of the above act, preferably while wearing snow shoes and with Canada's national anthem, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," playing at top volume.
by Kowalabee February 05, 2010
A repetitive addition the the Urban dictionary by UDL's
Often the definitions can be quite freighteningly sick and sometimes the biting sarcasm is quite amusing.
Most versions of this strange sex act include; moose antlers, the stanly cup, maple syrup, hocky sticks, faeces and sperm. However some of the more amusing definitions involved a hedgehog and various other items.
Canada's history is also a reason for editor suicide. The constant flow of these enterys which must be read through can mentally scar the editors.
However the amusing ones are just about keeping them alive.
It seems to be an in joke by the kind of people who spend their times writing horror porn or a sarcastic base for the more synical poster.
Often the definitions can be quite freighteningly sick and sometimes the biting sarcasm is quite amusing.
Most versions of this strange sex act include; moose antlers, the stanly cup, maple syrup, hocky sticks, faeces and sperm. However some of the more amusing definitions involved a hedgehog and various other items.
Canada's history is also a reason for editor suicide. The constant flow of these enterys which must be read through can mentally scar the editors.
However the amusing ones are just about keeping them alive.
It seems to be an in joke by the kind of people who spend their times writing horror porn or a sarcastic base for the more synical poster.
Mod 1: The flow of Canada's History seems to be slowing :)
Mod 2: Yeh!
Mod 1: Oh wait heres another *sigh*
Mod 2: Whats this one?
Mod 1: Oh Thats horrible AHHH MENTAL SCARING AND CANADA!!!
Mod 2: Haha its one of the bad ones hey.
Mod 2:........ Mod 1????..... Mod 1???...
Mod 1: Goodbye cruel perverted world!
Mod 2:.....SHIT somone call 999!!!
Mod 2: Yeh!
Mod 1: Oh wait heres another *sigh*
Mod 2: Whats this one?
Mod 1: Oh Thats horrible AHHH MENTAL SCARING AND CANADA!!!
Mod 2: Haha its one of the bad ones hey.
Mod 2:........ Mod 1????..... Mod 1???...
Mod 1: Goodbye cruel perverted world!
Mod 2:.....SHIT somone call 999!!!
by Anna's February 09, 2010
The most depraved sex act imaginable. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
My girlfriend and I totally did Canada's History last night. She's still pulling bits of moose antler out of her vagina and my farts still smell mapley.
by Sanelunatic February 05, 2010