An Abyss Called Home

An amazing new metalcore band from southern California. Also reffered to as AACH.
They have an amazing cover of the song tik tok by ke$ha.

Guy 1: hey did you hear An Abyss Called Home is playing at chain reaction next week?
Guy 2: seriously? Those guys kick ass!
Guy 1: are you down to go?
Guy 2: yeah but I better see you slam dancing in the pit or else you aren't my friend anymore
Guy 1: dude... Harsh...

by HeyjohnWhatsyourname? March 10, 2010

your teacher called

when u bout to get an ass whoopin as your dad comes down the stairs with a belt

i walked in the door and as soon as my parents told me m your teacher called i ran for my life

by michaelphelpsgold February 7, 2017

so called LOVE

love is kind, love is good.
love is NOT having sex then get nocked up with a baby that you don't even know if it is yours.

brule:come lets have sex!!

ME:no lets snuggle

brule:nooo i want it noww!

ME: no cause the next thing you know i will be on that show 16 and......

brule:u thing too much i bet i can calm your feelings....

so called LOVE

by lab871 December 18, 2010

Bryan Callen

A hot bisexual brainless idiot whose only purpose in life is to be an object of lust for gay dudes and straight women, and to give them unbelievable sexual pleasure. He is also a pushover, making him easier to get in the sack and then kick out the minute you're done. Also know as a living blow up doll.

Are you watching Mad TV?

Yes.

Don't listen to Bryan Callen talk, you will lose IQ points.

by leaflet of fire October 7, 2006

callem

someone who simps for kai so much that theres a ship name for it as a joke "KAILLEM", they are also one of the best youtuber you could ever encounter

Callem: Hi kai!!
Kai: No.

die /j

by uwuthisisnotptoblemchild December 3, 2021

Cold-Caller Baller

A relatively successful debt collector that makes over $50,000/year and thinks he's the shit because he's managed to enter the lower-middle class in such a low skill occupation.

"Bruce wears tailored suits everyday, even on casual Friday. He thinks he's some kind of Cold-Caller Baller."

by the Perdverts May 31, 2014

calleen

Small but mighty, adorable but don't be fooled this one has a short fuse.

Calleen tick tick boom!

by A little bit more than you kno December 22, 2016