A woman with a nice ass that you eventually have sex with after meeting eachother through the multiplayer of any Call of Duty game.
(You) "I got some major Call of Duty Booty last night dude!"
(Friend) "Nice man! You think you can give me her number?"
(You) "No..."
(Friend) "Nice man! You think you can give me her number?"
(You) "No..."
by Foxy McFoxerton May 04, 2010
When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.
Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"
Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)
Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)
by BiddelyBongPills87 October 07, 2011
by ryank.main on ig November 24, 2019
Easily one of the best games of all time. The campaign unique, inventive, cinematic. The storyline itself is amazing. It takes you from flying into a smll middle-eastern country, to the radiation ridden mashes of Pripyat, Ukraine, to the mountains of Azberijiian and Russia. You fight as rookie SAS soldier "Soap MacTavish" and US Marine "Sgt. Paul Jackson" fighting terrorist soldiers and Pro-Soviet Russian Ultranationalists, ultimately ending in the head of the Russian rebels being killed, Sgt. Jackson dying shortly after a nuclear explosion, and nearly every member of the team of SAS operatives being killed.
As for the multiplayer, it has never-ending enjoyment and will not become boring, given any amount of time. Play online for fun and skill, don't show off by racking up points by using the M16 or Martyrdom and ruining the game for everyone.
The worst part, though, is Halo3 players and such bashing the game for being better. Halo 3 is a great game, but its multiplayer is frustrating and matchmaking tends to get linear and boring.
As for the multiplayer, it has never-ending enjoyment and will not become boring, given any amount of time. Play online for fun and skill, don't show off by racking up points by using the M16 or Martyrdom and ruining the game for everyone.
The worst part, though, is Halo3 players and such bashing the game for being better. Halo 3 is a great game, but its multiplayer is frustrating and matchmaking tends to get linear and boring.
Halo 3 Player: ZOMG Call of Duty 4 is for noobs it sux and h@l03 4 t3h w!n lololol
Noob: Duuude! I am so good with the M16, it racks up the kills! And martyrdom is awesome too! Everytime I die, I get a kill!
Experienced player: If you werent a noob, you would know that the m16 is a nearly instakill gun, and therefore, unfair and annoying. Martyrdom doesnt require skill, and rewards players for dying. Fail.
Noob: Duuude! I am so good with the M16, it racks up the kills! And martyrdom is awesome too! Everytime I die, I get a kill!
Experienced player: If you werent a noob, you would know that the m16 is a nearly instakill gun, and therefore, unfair and annoying. Martyrdom doesnt require skill, and rewards players for dying. Fail.
by ThatAwesomeGuy17768 October 24, 2009
The phrase used when people question why you're so angry with what happened during a game, with how crappy COD's theater is, etc.
A term that is used widely by the gaming community when COD rips you off.
A term that is used widely by the gaming community when COD rips you off.
1. Dude 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I just lagged out!!! why????
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: That's true.
2. Dude 3: Ahhh, just finished my exactly 30 second long clip from my 7 hour long game, going through and getting all the best kills of the game. Now to render it and have it uploaded. *Clicks render* *video doesn't render even though it's 30 seconds long* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Why won't it render?!?!
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: Lawl, I know the feeling.
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: That's true.
2. Dude 3: Ahhh, just finished my exactly 30 second long clip from my 7 hour long game, going through and getting all the best kills of the game. Now to render it and have it uploaded. *Clicks render* *video doesn't render even though it's 30 seconds long* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Why won't it render?!?!
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: Lawl, I know the feeling.
by Getting R*ped by COD August 08, 2011
When a person calls the name WRONG. It is also used when a person is too lazy to spell it Call of Duty: World at War
Person 1- Dude you play Call of Duty 5 yet?
Person 2- You mean Call of Duty: World at War right?
Person 1- Same thing dude.
Person 2- You mean Call of Duty: World at War right?
Person 1- Same thing dude.
by Steel Dragon January 05, 2009
Trash like literal garbage LIke this game deserves no love and no time It costs so much for so much trash this game its basically Battlefield Remastered but with less battle packs and more supply drop warfare The zombies is fine and all but i mean the bayonet charges are weird the suppressor as the airborne class attachment is garbo AND WHY DO YOU NEED A MOUNT FOR THE LIGHT MACHINE GUN THE FIRE BULLETS FOR THE EXPEDITIONARY IS RETARDED SINCE THE SHOTGUN IS ALREADY OP AND WHY IS THE STUPID MOLOTOV A SCORESTREAK what paratroopers i don't even get why ITS OVER PRICED TRASH THAT I WOULD LIKE TO BURN IN THE FIRE THAT I THREW INFINITE WARFARE IN ALREADY I HAD A LITTLE HIGH HOPES FOR this AND their Ruined frikin ruined I Mean I thought theyed learn after Infinite warfare but they didn't There is A reason why I play BATTLEFIELD I mean Im glad the exo jumps are gone but this game literally makes me want to throw up not as much as INFINITE WARFARE BUT THIS GAME IS BASICALLY THE EXO ZOMBIES OF COD GAME AND EXO ZOMBIES IS AS TRASH AS BLACK OPS 3 FOR THE 360 AND THAT GAME WAS LITERALLY LIKE A POTATO IT IS THE MCDONALDS WIFI OF COD ALL THESE TRASH COD GAMES MAKE ME WANT TO END MYSELF BY PLAYING ROBLOX AND THAT CRAP IS TRASH AS FRIK THIS GAME HAS SHOWED ME SOMETHING IM GONNA GO BACK TO PC
CALL OF DUTY WW2 IS SO TRASH THAT I tREW IT IN A FIRE AND THEN BLEW UP MY HOUSE
I THINK I GOT BRAIN CANCER ON EXO ZOMBIES AND POTATO OPS 3 AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON INFINITE WARFARE
BUT NOW IT FEELS LIKE MY WHOLE BODY IS CANCER i LITERALLY WANT TO DIE I SWEAR IF THEY DONT MAKE THE NEXT COD BETTER I GONNA BE DONE I WILL KILL WHO EVER ACTUALLY THINKS IM BEING SERIOUS ABOUT THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT ALSO I WILL KILL WHOEVER THINKS THIS GAME IS GOOD THE ONLY THING IS THAT IS TRUE IS I HATE THIS GAME DEfinatly lit crap man definatly sick amazing game o please make me more exo zombies
plz do IWANT TO DIE InSIDE OH YES SUPPLY DROP WARFARE TAKE ME AWAY
I THINK I GOT BRAIN CANCER ON EXO ZOMBIES AND POTATO OPS 3 AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON INFINITE WARFARE
BUT NOW IT FEELS LIKE MY WHOLE BODY IS CANCER i LITERALLY WANT TO DIE I SWEAR IF THEY DONT MAKE THE NEXT COD BETTER I GONNA BE DONE I WILL KILL WHO EVER ACTUALLY THINKS IM BEING SERIOUS ABOUT THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT ALSO I WILL KILL WHOEVER THINKS THIS GAME IS GOOD THE ONLY THING IS THAT IS TRUE IS I HATE THIS GAME DEfinatly lit crap man definatly sick amazing game o please make me more exo zombies
plz do IWANT TO DIE InSIDE OH YES SUPPLY DROP WARFARE TAKE ME AWAY
by YABOIMYDUDE November 17, 2017