Cabbage Muff

A term originated in New Jersey to put down an opposing Jersey bitch in an argument. Many people do not understand what this means, but then again...

It's a Jersey thing.

Jersey Whore 1: Are you insulting my family?
Jersey Whore 2: Shut up ya gabage!
Jersey Whore 1: No, ya gabage ya cabbage muff!

by dickmasterflex October 15, 2010

Cabbage Night

The best and coolest word used to describe the night before Halloween. Cabbage Night began in the middle ages. People would wrap each others horses with papyrus and throw rooster eggs at their neighbors. It remains today the primary word to describe the night before halloween. Recently, there has been an uprising of anti-cabbage night protesters aka the "Cabbage Deniers." The protesters will soon back down after they experience the force of Cabbage Night for themselves.

Hey Bubba, lets go toilet paper Liz's apartment and show her what Cabbage Night is all about!!! Dang! That sounds like fun!

by Cabbage Commando August 25, 2009

cabbage queen

Commonly used the game World of Tanks, to describe a heavy tank that tries to hide behind bushes.

"Oh, look at Skender in that TOG, what a cabbage queen."

by SKNT December 11, 2014

Cabbage Fairy

gardening while having anal sex, using excrement as fertilizer.

Alan can't grow shit, but he doesn't let that stop him from being a cabbage fairy.

by Charlie Fart April 17, 2016

Cabbage face

The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight

Hey y da cabbage face

by Harry m8s December 13, 2016

cabbage fart

An overpowering, foul fart reeking of rotten cabbage.

Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

cabbage town

An area in small towns with houses that are past the train tracks. This entire area is usually called Cabbage Town and people will most likely answer all your problems with "oh, it's because you're from Cabbage Town". Also where Ethan and Brooke live oh and also where angie used to live♥

jon: dude, my girlfriend dumped me.
pete: it's because you're from cabbage town

lloyd: holy fuck! i lost my wallet AND my camera!
larry: thats what you get for living in cabbage town man.

brooke: i hate my life
conor: cabbage town does that shit to you.

by hardcore69 March 26, 2009