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Ed Butler

Another word for someone where words like 'Hero' and 'legend' just doesn't quite cover the awesomeness!
'Did you see that guy spin kick those ninjas? That dude is a total Ed Butler'

'Can't believe he did that for us and saved us from the terror. What an Ed Butler'
by Wallis Walliams September 11, 2013
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Box butter

The white, creamy discharge found at the base of the penis & girls taint during sex. It's the pussy juice changing color while fucking......like churning butter.
I love using BOX BUTTER to lubricate the clit while having sex. I also love the look & taste of it as well!!
by rug dude October 9, 2014
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Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.
Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.
by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015
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Sheet Butter

The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.
Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
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butthole butter

That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.
Bro, I didn't push out any turds, but for some reason my ass was covered in creamy butthole butter.
by HarryRodnShaft November 22, 2016
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Love Butter

Love Butter is a San Francisco based alternative rock band formed in 1992. Listen to the album "King Lung Meat Market" at the official homepage.
I listened to Love Butter's album in it's entirety the other day. That band rocks!
by Rob Pongi March 9, 2022
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Cum Butler

A Cum Butler is employed by proper gentlemen. After one finishes an apprenticeship as a Jizz Mopper for porn shops and low-brow strip clubs, one can promote to a journeyman and then eventually be employed as a Cum Butler if they master the art.

Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.

A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.

A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
“Hey you need to come over to Steve’s mom’s on Sunday night after shift Chad, we are having the usual gang bang, but I heard Mike hired a legit Cum Butler!”
by The Filthy Gentleman March 5, 2023
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