Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you

brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.

by Somw dude February 22, 2019

Brandon

A simp, but the good kind of simp.

Brandon is the good kind of simp.

by SimpingFool March 24, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever

Dude you get no bitches you're pulling a Brandon

by Brandon (no bitches) November 20, 2021

Brandon

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.

Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

brandon

a cool bean

WOWZA brandon you cool cucumber

by acoolguybetterthenyou June 18, 2018

Brandon

A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.

Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf

by NichThibba October 29, 2019

Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.

"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."

by Scalman October 23, 2011