Brandon

A person who left someone for 9 years
Brandon is a dumbass
by Brandonjr left by him November 17, 2018
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WOWZA brandon you cool cucumber
by acoolguybetterthenyou June 19, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is the most jealous most big hearted person ever and will put a smile on your face no matter what!!!
Pukí: hey look at Brandon and his girl...
Guloo: I knowww
Brandon: stop looking at my girl~
by Big_beezyy October 08, 2019
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Brandon

A simp, but the good kind of simp.
Brandon is the good kind of simp.
by SimpingFool March 25, 2020
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Brandon

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
by muzzy101 October 17, 2022
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Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 24, 2011
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Brandon

Brandon is a kid who is the best at fortnite, but never goes to school, Brandon is a retarted and funny friend, but he never goes to school lol
“Aye did brandon come today” others” nah he’s playing fortnite at home
by Meatball6969 November 28, 2018
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