by RandomGuy2828 September 29, 2022

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BRADEN HAVE PEENUS
by alkohall poiysin ing December 29, 2022

Braden laubies are dweebs. Kindve annoying kids that think it’s acceptable to wear a white belt with black pants and eat way too many animal crackers. All of them are red heads and have chicken legs. They also say terrible things about deceased grandmothers/dogs. They come off extremely gay and normally that proves to be true, but their sortve smart I guess.
by Braden Laubie October 23, 2019

this guy is the most caring, lighthearted guy you could ever meet, every braden you meet will fall in love with every partner he has. he puts everyone first and cares strongly for his parents. (all while being incredibly adorable)
girl one: omg he’s so nice!! i kinda wanna ask him out!
girl two: omg, he’s a braden so you should definitely go for it!!
girl two: omg, he’s a braden so you should definitely go for it!!
by source_trustmebro_ May 21, 2022

by McKenna Brady October 23, 2018

eats subway all the time. his snapchat is pretty much a subway sponsor. he’s always a bitch. he thinks he’s cool but he really isn’t.
by i don’t fucking like braden November 7, 2018

Braden White is an interesting cracker (usually a white man) with a great hairline, Handsome, and huge calves for no reason. Cole is his opp. - Kyle robins boyfriend
by GooberYoodleCHoober March 1, 2024
