blorpy

A word that can be randomly substituted for any other word in the english language.

Sometimes you act like such a blorpy.

Damn, that blorpy paintjob kicks ass.

You need to blorpy your driving, or else blorpy wont be able to blorpy by your blorpy.

by Nick February 13, 2005

Bloopy

1. adj. overwhelmed with the urge to want to perform oral sex on someone so enthusiastically as to include their butt-hole

(ie. I am bloopy)

2. v. showing or expressing an uncontrollable need to orally please someone's anus based upon their looks, actions, or speech.
(ie. to bloop or bloop AT at someone)

3. n. the crippling emotion person A gets when they want to toss person B's salad; usually so bad, person A can't think straight around person B
(ie. bloopiness)

Example A: He tried not bloop in front of her, but she could tell all he wanted to do was to bend her over and toss her salad.
Example B: Her smile makes me so bloopy when she's around, all I think about is what eating out her ass would be like.

by Kate Gleazy March 29, 2015

blomp

A more appropriate sounding word for a blimp and its general movement

The blomp blomped around above the stadium.

by Adam Tuxbury September 23, 2007

Blompin'

Something so bad ass it's unbelievable.

Holy fuck shit that was blompin'.

by Brenden Barber January 9, 2009

Blompy

A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.

Karen gave me the best blompy last night.

John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!

by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009

Blooples

The word Blooples is an onomatopoeia for diarrhea. The word was coined in the satirical blog - Human Making and Beyond.

"Diarrhea, in all actuality, is a pretty word. Why give such a pretty name to something so horrible? I think we need a new name for it. Something more raw. Something that signals what it really is. The worst day ever. I was thinking of something along the lines of "assplosion" but that isn't classy enough. The word needs to signify the quivering, gurgling, pain and angst that we all know, while simultaneously seeming harmless. A little old lady needs to be able to use this word as well. Perhaps it should just be called "the uh-ohs" because that's exactly what you think when you feel the first bits of stomach pain to signal what's to come. I think that's a much more apt title, although I really wanted to make up some sweet word that might eventually catch on. Something like, "I've got a bad case of the blooples." Blooples= sound diarrhea makes. Nobody ever said I was classy." - Human Making and Beyond.

by Shovel86 January 25, 2011

blooping

To bloop (verb); the act of blooping; To place something(item/drug/or anything else) in one's sphincter(see butthole).

It is very popular for people in the rave scene to bloop their Molly; Blooping is very common among people who have high tolerances to whatever drug they are taking; We blooping mayne!; Do not go blooping your food, Johnny, because your asshole has no taste buds.; Most drugs are absorbed more efficiently through blooping rather than eating, snorting, or smoking and is safer than using a needle.

by An0m0t0p3A September 6, 2013