blomic

The synergy of a blog that is comic based or a comic that is blog based.

theoatmeal.com and hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com are both blomic.

by Online Personal Trainer April 11, 2011

Blobfish

A woman who doesn't give head

Sally is a total blobfish, she doesn't like giving blowjobs

by CheckYoSelfBitch February 26, 2017

Bloof

A beautiful, almost marvelous metaphor for society and the pain of everyday life it puts on us.

“Wow, this is a tradegy.. ughhh society and all there bloofs.”

“My depression is caused by bloof “

by Hiimme101thankyou December 19, 2018

blomin

used to describe someone as beautiful and attractive

she was blomin tonight

by rugrug December 29, 2018

Bloffin

The act of receiving pleasurable genital stimulation via oral sex, while enjoying a fresh, warm, buttered muffin.

Example 1. Dude: “Yo, last night Jessica made banana-nut muffins, and while I was eating one with melted butter, she sucked my cock.”
Other Dude: “Whoa, she gave you a bloffin?”

Example 2. Taylor: “Happy birthday, baby.”
Taylor: *spreads girlfriends legs, and hands her a muffin*
Stacy: *gasp* “I get a bloffin? Yay!”

by EastCoastGayDude February 19, 2019

Blobfishporn

Blobfishporn aka Levi, is the coolest, funniest person you'll ever meet.

Hey, have you met blobfishporn?
No I haven't
Dude, you're missing out!!

by Ekiriju April 18, 2021

Blomp

Blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc...

It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.

Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!

'Jesus christ, that was a hard day at work'
'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'
'One sec, need the toilet'

*In Toilet*

'ARRR SHIT!!'
'What ISIT?!?!?'
'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'

by James Bent January 16, 2008