beetles

misspelling of the greatest band in history,the beatles

i dont know how to spell but thats ok!

by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004

beetle-bonnet

A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin

"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

Stag Beetle

A post-coitus move in which the male wraps grabs his female, picks her up, and throws her off the bed. As this move is naturally performed high in the tree tops, it is best if used when sexual encounters are performed on the top bunk, or on a raised platform- possibly even a dais.

Ma' I'm sorry to call you under such conditions, but Im headin' to prison. I stag beetled my fiance yesterday. Who knew, she didn't have an exo-skeleton?

by JustJonny01 April 19, 2011

beethovened

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's ear just as Beethoven used to insert a horn into his ear to hear.

I beethovened Heather so hard last night.

by hobeaux January 16, 2012

BeetBard

Fundamentally stupid. it doesn't have any correlation with the word "Retard"

"Dude I can't believe you put a Funyun on your penis, you're such a BeetBard."

by I want my Starbucks February 28, 2019

beetle wings

A term to describe the unclothed labia catching wind and flapping providing a resemblance of a beetle flapping its wings.

Stephanie proclaimed her beetle wings start flapping every time she blow dries her bush.

by Chris Peeee Bacon February 26, 2020

Beetlejuicin'

1. Masturbating to Beetlejuice.

"Oh man, that scene where Beetlejuice turns into a snake is so hot, it got me Beetlejuicin'"

by Cumming for Beetlejuice March 9, 2020