Bed wanker

One who masterbates in bed then rolls around repeatedly in one bodly fluid.

Dude you're a filthy bed wanker, full of crusty cum.

by The forbidden sacrifice. March 9, 2011

Bed Skirt

A vagina that has been stretched so much it resembles or, in some extreme cases, can be mistaken for a bed skirt.

Oh, Alice! I can't find the remote control. I think I left it in your bed skirt.

Alice, I love you but your pussy is a big red bed skirt.

by AmichaelG1 January 2, 2010

bed junkie

typically when a couple simply lie in bed all day. the couple participate in "cat naps" as the sunlight tends to stream through the windows. brief sentences are often communicated, as well as cuddling, kissing and romantic sex. showers are often taken much later in the evening together, in which following their first meal of the day will usually take place, back in bed.

yeah, i heard they were bed junkies
i just wanna be a bed junkie

by jimmyhustle January 3, 2011

bed wench

typically, a term applied to females of African descent (but technically can be applied to all non-white women of all colors; i.e. yellow, black, brown , tan) who gives herself to white men of high status sexually in exchange for privileges, promotions, etc. at the expense of turning her back on the people in her community. The term originated from female 'house slaves' back during American slavery.

The character Sheba who plays Leonardo DiCaprio's mistress in the movie Django is a bed wench. The character Olivia Pope played by actress Kerry Washington on the tv show 'Scandal' is a bed wench.

by morpheousneotrinity December 28, 2013

bed wrestling

Slang term for engaging in intercourse

"Dude, I was bed wrestling with this chick last night and her dog started to lick my ass"

by Johnny kapahala August 15, 2007

bed jumper

Someone who jumps from bed to bed, fucking everything in sight.

A hooker...
or bed jumper is close to the definition 'Fucking like a rabbit' but with different partners each time.

by Holly Williamson January 30, 2006

bed pan

a phrase for a woman who puts on a facade to "gold-dig"
shiny, full of crap, and best when dumped.

guy:Yea I know Natalia, shes a bed pan.
dude: totally, shes only interested in getting her claws in a rich guy.

example: Anna Nicole Smith, amoung many others

by lynzahh4 November 30, 2006