Useless fuckpigs

The tory cabinet during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic

"You're a bunch of cunts, morons and useless fuckpigs" - Dom

by Moggosaur Mo November 21, 2023

useless junk

Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.

Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.

by imaliltpot September 19, 2015

captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.

-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.

by ButFuggle April 16, 2020

fucking useless

everything like that fucking useless stupid mug and neck gaither

Urban Dictionary: Buy the mug for your brother (random name)
Me: No, that's fucking useless shit!

by Deleted User 8c0qdeil February 1, 2021

Useless

A being who does not do anything

Angel is the most fucking useless being in the universe.

by Ba_Na_Na_B March 30, 2019

Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.

I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee

by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011

useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time

Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite

by littcorp March 10, 2023