mike

mikes are always the most annoying people you will ever meet, with self confidence issues and short tempers. they have no respect for others and prob believe in blue lives matter. fuck you, mike.

i just shoved mikes baseball bat up his ass

by samsamlilly June 18, 2020

Mike

A person who is apparently never invited.

Mike wasn’t invited to Kelvin’s wedding.

by Bdubhy June 21, 2019

Mike

Lost 55 pounds with nutrisystem

Hi I’m mike

by Cloiesspam February 2, 2019

Mike

An asshole who thinks he is the best, but isn't

I'm so awesome

No your a mike

by High thug February 4, 2014

Mike

(Verb) to cockblock oneself unintentionally

Guy 1: Dude, how was last night with that girl?
Guy 2: It was bum, but my cat Miked me so damn hard like wtf.

by Gerwaq October 9, 2013

miking

'miking' (ger. 'miken' ) is a common demand, used to tax someone with holding the ganja-candle a little too long. The critical limit of booting the gong is reached at about five puffs. It contains an inherent reference to pass the mighty kiss of Budda to the next person, most likely the accuser. Furthermore it's considered to be disrespectful to the Jah, at most rainbow journeys.

'miking' can be used conservatively as a verb (1) or as a noun ('Mike') (2).

(1) "Jo dude, Bobby is miking it again like a junk."
(2) "Buzz, sometimes you're such a Mike"

by Lord_Cool July 1, 2011

Mikey Mike Mike

A complete retard. nothing more nothing less

Mikey Mike Mike is a complete retard

by lost cause November 19, 2018