Fart floss

To grow out one's pubic hair, fuck another girl in the ass, and proceed home to have your girlfriend blow you during which she gets a pube stuck in between her teeth.

It is best to fart floss after you also work out, the sweat factor is significant.

by handle this dick May 24, 2016

Rimming-floss

Excessive anal hair.

If you expect me to do that Bob, you'll need to shave. I'm not into rimming-floss.

by GravediggerJim October 10, 2017

fish floss

pubic hair

the public bathroom stall was littered with fish floss

by art thou cappeth June 10, 2020

Freestyle Flossing

Flossing ones teeth anywhere that is outside the bathroom. Similar to dental flossing but outside the norm of where its done which is the bathroom. The term is also used to also imply how unnecessary and disgusting the act can be with plaque, food and blood flying everywhere.

I had company over and my girl walked out of the bedroom freestyle flossing while greeting all my friends.
Whenever we go to the movies mike is freestyle flossing his teeth.

by Blacknight200 August 16, 2012

Dental floss

Used to clean teeth.

Do you have any idee where I can find some dental floss?

by BlackPohatu January 26, 2017

walrus floss

When you are on the level of obesity where your thong looks like a walrus flossing vigorously.

Yo daves girl has some serious walrus floss going on.
I need to head to the bathroom, I need to fix this walrus floss.

by Aryustusken December 28, 2017

guilt floss

When one flosses their teeth right before a dentist appointment so that when asked if they floss they can answer yes.

John, in hopes of making up for months of ignoring the hygiene of his teeth, did a quick quilt guilt floss before driving to the dentist.

by Bran Man July 30, 2009