I would never barf in your urn!

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.

Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!

by relicky86 January 3, 2011

backpack barffing

When someone comes to your spot dumps out their backpack all over your stuff and then slowly packs her backpack up with all your stuff and their stuff together and leave

Why you coming over here backpack barffing that s*** somewhere else

by Pharoh69 February 16, 2023

Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

cooter barf

The excrement of a happy vagina.

Omg, I totally made you cooter barf with that killer thrust maneuver!

by CooterQueen April 4, 2014

Barf on Toast

A description of something that is GAWD_AWFUL & Vomit Inducing.

"Did you see that real ugly PINK Polka Dot dress hanging on the rack at Holts?? Who'd buy it? It's utterly Barf on Toast!"

by WitchyPOO April 7, 2004

palm barf

Semen that runs down the palm of your hand after ejaculation.

Hand me a tissue. I need to wipe this palm barf off.

by CrustieDrawz March 2, 2017

Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef

it's a kind of beef that makes you Poop, Pee, and Barf, all at the same time. Like "Shit Barf"

Oh No! I ate some "Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef" And i have to-- *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* OH SHIT *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 18, 2025