I would never barf in your urn!

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.

Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!

by relicky86 January 3, 2011

Bazooka barfing

Projectile barfing with so much force that it flies straight out of your mouth like a bazooka.

Anthony & I were at the casino & I drank so much warm red wine that I was literally bazooka barfing all over the parking lot.

by Vanspades September 22, 2022

Alolan Barf

A mispronunciation of Allahu Akbar. Cause the meaning to change from "God is Great" to a pokemon name

Tour guide: Welcome to the Taj Mahal
Isaac: Alolan Barf!
SJWs: Racist ass this is a Hindu temple

by Furry Balls May 30, 2021

pre-barf

The dry heaves that occur immediately before someone is about to barf.

When I woke up pre-barfing, I immediately headed for the bathroom.

by CocaColaer January 8, 2010

snot barf

The forced puking of a nostril clogged with mucous encrusted boogers.

Sly: "Dija see dat guy snot barf onta da flo?"
Kareem: "Shit bro- dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

jargon barf

The words spewed out at many business meetings and presentations where lots of speaking occurs but no ideas or concepts are actually communicated.

Let's make a drinking game out of the jargon barf coming out of this presentation.

by handle&&7 December 19, 2018

Bourbon Street Barf Bag

The B.S.B.B is a death sentence for your Manhood for most men. This test of brute strength and intestinal fortitude is not for the faint of heart. It is a concoction comprised of A green liquor called chartreuse, jagermwiester, bailey's Irish cream and apple cider vinegar. You need five shot glasses two filled with chartreuse and 3 with each of the other ingredients. This drink will knock your D in the dirt. This is a layered drink not layered in a glass but in your stomach! First drop the first shot of chartreuse then the bailey's then the vinegar, then the Jager and finally the last shot of chartruese! Do not mix the ingredients, must be taken as five independent shots.....

You'll need a barf bag if you try the bourbon street barf bag!

by GEAU MAUMAH October 27, 2021