p' awkward

To be pudgy and awkward. Popularized by the comedian Mike Birbiglia

I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.

by Conbus71 February 16, 2008

Awksey Daisies

An awkward moment, derived from 'Oopsie daisies'

'Man, that was so awkward!'

'I know, i was so like Awksey Daisies'

by Connie M&M December 5, 2011

awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.

1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."

by Mirado January 20, 2009

Awkward Cooter

-Awkward moment

-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"

-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.

"Awkward Cooter"

-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)

-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)

-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.

by chillwill123 March 26, 2009

Awkward Seminar

Of or pertaining to a phenomenon that often occurs in the minds of mentally challenged individuals that causes them to fabricate meaningless terms (usually sexual in nature.) These non existent terms have no meaning and are often inserted in casual conversation by the challenged individual in an attempt to fit into uncomfortable social situations where they often have little or no intelligence to contribute.

I work with a guy who needs to get on medication for his Awkward Seminar, he always says the most meaningless stuff and nobody knows what he is talking about.

by Rack 33 September 20, 2009

awk09

the most awkward event of 2009

you think you see your friend on the street and run up behind them to playfully tackle them, only to realize that it was someone else.

person being tackled gives you a strange look
you: awk09!

by cokeandtea December 1, 2009

awkwathetic

The awkward feeling you get on behalf of someone else who is struggling socially and/or publicly. Vicarious embarrassment.

When you are sitting in the front row of open mic night at a coffee shop and the struggling, amateur comic is tanking.
"I feel really awkwathetic for that comedian."

by deca August 21, 2013