ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
by Canned Duck December 23, 2003
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Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
by Pnizzle126 January 23, 2012
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ashton kutcher

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities
John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
by RockStar08 January 18, 2007
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Ashton

A total jerk that totally betrayed a girl named Maisie
Ashton sucks - Maisie
by The Joe Guy October 16, 2017
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Imogen Ashton

Really kind, nice, everyone’s best friend and everyone loves her
Imogen Ashton is everyone’s best friend
by Ieiej July 04, 2019
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Ashton Tafoya

the sexiest beast alive. Every girl looks at him and said oh my gosh he’s so hot. Very Smart, Hot, Beautiful, Attractive, Strong, ripped, athletic. He is so good with his hands. Very hard worker and best boyfriend material.
A-Have you heard of Ashton Tafoya?

H- Yes I have a crush on him He’s such a cutie
by SexymanAshton July 03, 2022
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Ashton Espinal

A sexy curly headed Dominican with a big dick
Girl I was on FaceTime with Ashton Espinal sexy Dominican ass and he is so hot with his curly hair and his dick is so big
by Kay evans February 12, 2021
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