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Armpit Cake

The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.
Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs
by E IN August 17, 2017
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Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022
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armpit willy

When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.
Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.
by Cyber B June 20, 2008
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Siberian armpit

While vacationing in Russia you fuck a chick with a super hairy box. After you shoot your load all over her giant bush pour a generous amount of Stolytchna vodka on your cock and slide your meat under her hairy armpit and fuck it until you erupt like the cooling rods at Chernobyl.
The last time I was in Red square I did a Siberian armpit.
by Rooster7395 December 23, 2020
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National Armpit day

National Armpit day is the day where you tackle your partner’s armpit hair to show them you love them.
Susan: Its National Armpit Day!

Bob: Get the hell outta here
by kalythebanana March 8, 2023
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Armpit Thali

The act of making love to a girl and passionately pouring sambar in one of her shaved armpits and chutney in the other and then slurping it out like they are bowls as part of a south Indian thali.
I would totally let this guy i met at a wedding last year Armpit Thali me !
by Meet the Kachras October 18, 2023
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fungus armpits

This is definition when you unwilling get shipped aboard as I would like to say deported to your home country by your own parents.
Halima: I got fungus armpits

Safa : Babes I just fungus armpits as well
As a unit we all cry good luck for the yr 2022 you always be in our hearts
by therealfungusarmpits July 22, 2022
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