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Armpits

Armpits.com is a sweatproof undershirt company.
I’m going to Armpits.com to purchase my sweatproof undershirts.
by Armpits.com April 27, 2024
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Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022
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Armpit Cake

The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.
Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs
by E IN August 17, 2017
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syed armpit leaking

sincere - straightforward; honest, truthful

trustworthy - dependable, reliable; will keep

confidential information to themselves

The most handsome person ever exist
He also was a dragon who want to attack our planet.

Legend said he actually a not person you can find in your country, you need to do some retual to meet with him
Why you are so syed armpit leaking man!!!
by Benji banana November 23, 2021
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armpit willy

When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.
Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.
by Cyber B June 20, 2008
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armpit plaza

Sometimes called a blanket salesman, appearing on beaches and trying to sell gadgetry either from a blanket wrap or from bags carried under the armpit
Jake, look at the armpit plaza dude coming to us. He’s got fake RayBens.
by CoolBo$$ November 1, 2022
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Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).
"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."
by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017
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