Alabama Quakefuck

The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.

Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?

by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022

Alabama firedragon

When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.

by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009

Alabama Suction Cup

A girl not wearing any undergarments with a skirt

Dude, did you see the wet spot that Alabama suction cup left behind?

by Bill Evans March 12, 2008

alabama hole in one

The art of pulling your dick out of one hole and into another while cumming, so you cum at least two pumps in each hole.

Sally couldn't make up her mind where she wanted me to come, so I gave her an Alabama Hole In One.

by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015

alabama sand storm

Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.

"Hey Jeff! Come here! I just gave Mary an Alabama Sand Storm. Doesn't she look cute?"

by TestesMaGee November 5, 2008

Clanton, Alabama

A very small and quite boring little redneck town. There is a Wal-Mart...and that's about it. There is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. Most kids on Friday and Saturday nights hang out in "town" where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.

Hey man, you wanna hang out in town (Clanton, Alabama) tonight??

by theonenonredneck May 27, 2011

Alabama pigeon drop

A sexual escapade involving 3 members, one of which dresses in a giant pigeon suit. Two of the members will participate in any form of casual sex, while the third member dressed in the giant pigeon suit defecates on the other two members while in the act of sex. It is also common for the third member to be screaming at the top of there lungs and making various bird noises while making stool on the other two members.

Brian: Dude i could of swore i heard moaning and screaming coming from the neighbors last night
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop

by a7xbuckeye99 April 25, 2011