bi apocalypse

Fucking bisexuals who take away everything from lesbians, fuck yall stupid ass bitches. if ur apart of this shit get the fuck outta here.

1: "r u apart of the bi apocalypse"
2: "ew no its invalid and wrong"
1: "agreed theyre stupid asf"
2: "ong"

by xi ur fave fag June 18, 2022

Fucktard apocalypse

The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.

Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.

Dave: you seen Matt lately?

Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

One-Man-Cheeseburger-Apocalypse

I could go for a BBQ bacon burger

I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.

by onemancheeseburger February 1, 2024

APOCALYPSE

A CATACLYSMIC END TO LOVING AND BEING LOVED. A STATE OF ENDLESS SADNESS BECAUSE OF A COMPLETE END OF A SPECIAL AND INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE. A COMPLETE AND HOPELESS END TO LOVING AND BEING LOVED

A MIDDLE AGED MAN HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** WHEN HE LOST **THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON** IN HIS LIFE

by Umbilicus September 20, 2023

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025

message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021