edgy alcoholic 

When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.

Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic

edgy alcoholic by Cinnamon Johns March 10, 2020

Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA)

Karan

"How was the party?"
"I don't know Karan the Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA) went to work again..."

Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA) by AnonymousJatt November 1, 2018

Discovering Alcoholic 

A person who consumes many different alcoholic beverages while drinking.

Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."

Discovering Alcoholic by Inkanyamba March 15, 2011

hard alcoholic 

A person who does not consume alcohol but partakes in hard drugs.

Friend, make me a strong mocktail heavy on the cocaine rim– please, for I am a hard alcoholic! Also, a ginger ale on the side. Thank you so much.

hard alcoholic by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017

Eco-Alcoholic 

An eco alcoholic is someone who acts drunk but not has consumed alcohol

That man doesn't drink alcohol but he drunk? He's an Eco-Alcoholic

Eco-Alcoholic by Grenadian Terrance June 7, 2018

jew rachet alcoholic 

someone who acts ghetto and dirty, while thinking they drink classy, when they actually are slutty hoes.

yeo, dat jew rachet alcoholic aint gonna get my dick tonight

dayumm gurlll, dat jew rachet alcoholic knows how to dance on dat pole

jew rachet alcoholic by realhipastah420weedhmu69 August 10, 2012

non-alcoholic hangover 

When you feel like crap, have a headache, and basically all other hangover "symptoms" without drinking

Paying the price of getting wasted, without drinking alcohol

Getting wasted, without getting wasted, and then having a hangover- because you partied that hard;]

Girl: I have such a bad headache, and I feel totally dead. Partied hard last night.

Friend: drank a lot huh?

Girl: No...I'm having a non-alcoholic hangover..it's pretty ugly.

"I woke up this morning with a non-alcoholic hangover...and my mom thought I had drank last night. So I'm grounded. Guess I can't be the designated driver man"

non-alcoholic hangover by TAY000 January 22, 2012