affeiq

Damn fucking hensem sial, sado af and ramai girlfriend. Very kind hearted and has a good personality. All the girls want him on their beds. A very famous but low profile guy and probably the most hottest of them all.

OMG ITS AFFEIQ HSKABSNANNA

by Cekciboi69 December 27, 2016

affordable kidneys

when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death

aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)

by vital organ December 13, 2017

Josh affect

Whrn have been freind zoned for a year and you have had enough

You're doing such a josh affect

by Tommy Russell January 12, 2018

Can't-Afford Cop

the worst kind of cop there is. Very controlling and authoritive, the kind that will beat your ass for speeding 5 MPH over the limit or stand in the middle of a busy street at 10am in a dark blue uniform and expect not to get hit.

They were made famous in the alternate version of "April 26, 1992" by Sublime, where the lyrics show disdain towards their kind.

Officer Leroy beat me up just for rolling dice in the alley, he's such a can't-afford cop.

by jarvisrolt June 12, 2011

the british affect

when you're instantly attracted to a person (mostly boys) because they have a british accent

Girl: Oh my god that boy is so cute; he has a british accent
Girl #2: It's the british affect

by mettycandy July 15, 2017

affensive

A 7 year olds spelling attempt of offensive.

This example has the word affensive in it, which is spelt wrong.

by Rectum Mc Foreskin... April 27, 2009

Affirmatron

Required in situations where a "Yes" or a "I Understand" just simply doesnt cut it....

Person 1: We have 18 seconds til the planet we are on simultaneously combusts and erodes, within 10 seconds we shall be eaten by carniverous zombies.... and you ask me what is the best option at Subway????

Person 2: Affirmatron.

by The M-Train May 19, 2009