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MALCOLM

A bitch ass nigga that somehow can magically GO A WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR WITHOUT HIS HAIR GROWING AND NO HAIRCUT. Also the nigga is a bitch and prolly likes anime WIT HIS WEIRD ASS.
The guys - Who dat nigga right there?
Me - Oh thats just malcolm bitch ass
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Doing a Malcolm Turnbull

Weaseling your way into an institution that you couldn't possibly hope to have built yourself simply so you can subvert it for your own personal benefit that are at odds with what built that institution in the first place.

Named after Malcolm Turnbull, the 29th Prime Minister of Australia, who joined the Australian Liberal Party even though his political and social views aligned with the Australian Labor Party. He worked against his leader, undermining Prime Minister Tony Abbott to knife him in the back and take the prime ministership - something he could never have obtained via a general election had he not been the incumbent.

Other examples include the subversion of long established fandoms such as Star Wars and Doctor Who and how the woke left now push their marxist agenda
Russell T Davies and Ncuti Gatwa are Doing a Malcolm Turnbull with Doctor Who

Kathleen Kennedy has done a Malcolm Turnbull to Star Wars and Indiana Jones
by adventpassel May 26, 2024
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Malcolm

Super cute, kind, athletic, smart guy. Hes low key the clown of the class but is super smart and everyone loves him. Hes been asked out multiple times but turns down everyone because hes just like that. Everyone loves him anyway because hes nice. He starts all the trends in the school but isnt fake or cocky. Genuinely good guy, and he is uber sexy ;)
who does that guy think he is? He's not Malcolm or anything
by baggiesmaaggie January 22, 2021
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Malcolm

A stupid guy whos got an obsession of girls, loves to suck. Idiot, stupid, non attractive, diablocial. has a Xenotransplantation.
And stupid and he loves Riko.
Malcolm, a weird kid
by TxRank August 15, 2022
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Malcolm

As you see this word is about a friend but the friend is really dry…probably drier then the desert or

something…..BUT anyways yeah my friend Malcolm is very racist but good friend-ish he does hang out with us at recess and lunch (sometimes) he’s an assho- ahem he’s a good guy and annoying person

and sometimes sus…and racist….but we’re not on that side of him ahem no no not that side we’re on the good side! But er yeah…there we go IVE known him for almost 3-4 years now I hope he reads this cuz he’ll remember me pfft right?..probably not cuz by the time he dies and turns into ashes I’ll still be alive 💥💥😎😎😎
Oh hey it’s Malcolm”
by Noodles ramen December 12, 2023
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Malcolm

A Guy who charms everyone, tall Guy with an outstanding smile. Always drip on point and usually inspiration for everyone with his style. Acting very cool n cold but once you get to know him he is a person with the biggest heart ever and you will realise you will never meet someone like him. One of a kind. Always saying outa pocket things and truthfully the funniest in the room. Stenzi all the time lol. Loyal friend and Will Always be a real one<3
-Hey Hey

-Malcolm u know everyone love you
by squanchhhhh January 14, 2023
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Malcolm

Malcolm is a Simp, who is the best coach NA and has the middle name "The Strokes" because every chance he gets, he will bring up The Strokes. He also has like 6 songs on his playlist.
Bro you see Malcolm? He still hasnt gotten that picture yet
by swmn October 30, 2020
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