double joints

Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

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by Ben Dover The Fifth January 7, 2016

fucking a joint

Verb - to burn the entire length of a joint in one hit, or lgihting it on fire and inhaling everything.

"DUDE! you where just fucking a joint"
"Dont ever fuck my joints again kid"

by Jackson73 March 15, 2009

jazz joint

A bunch of weed rolled up in a paper that is smoked and makes you happy. A very strong joint

lets go smoke a jazz joint and get real fucked up

by Loc'd out April 7, 2007

Zombie Joint

A Joint of Marijuana that consists entirely of weed that has been previously vaporized. It is as though the weed has been brought back from the dead in order to fuck your shit up.

Mick: I just vaped like an Oz...
Sam: Yo, lets roll that shit up in a Zombie Joint.

by SerialCereal May 18, 2011

beer joint

Any establishment selling mass amounts of beer. Attracting drunks and stray animals.

My friend Josh manages a shitty beer joint.

by vladamir November 6, 2013

Da Joints

another form of the phrase: whats up, fuck yea, or thats whassup.

Charlie: Hey Nathan, have you heard?

Nathan: Heard what?

Charlie: That the Bird Bird Bird, Bird is the word...

Nathan: God Damnit, Thats not Da Joints

by 1203C MoFo November 12, 2010

Mormon Joint

The act of rolling a joint with a page from the back of The Book of Mormon. Usually consists of a large amount of weed.

Bob: Whoa, I got so high last night. I didn't have any rolling paper so I rolled a fatty Mormon joint. I got so high, I thought I was dying. I think the God of Mormon was punishing me.

Ted: The "God of Mormon"?

Bob: Yeah, you know. Joseph Smith.

Ted: You're an idiot.

by idiotkid May 30, 2009