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Ethan

Someone who is really into hentai, they're bat sh*t insane and will always talk about how hard they are. Girls fear him, boys also probably fear him. He is Ethan.
P1: Oh god Ethan just walked past me!
P2: Ew, you should have a shower.
by MFG12346 January 25, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is the kind of guy you stumble across once in a lifetime. He has an expansive inner world and likes to observe others. Your conversations with Ethan are never lackluster and continue for hours. He is quiet around those he does not know, but will never hold back around close friends and family. He prioritizes what is important to him and will make it known where you stand in his life. He has high expectations for his own future and pursues opportunities that will allow him to succeed later on. He is optimistic and will encourage those around him continually. He has a beautiful smile and likes to laugh. He is often times healthy and strives to take care of himself. If conflict or drama presents itself, he aims to resolve it quickly. Ethan is mature and intelligent, earning high grades and high respect from those in his life. You feel you can tell him anything as he is understanding and is not quick to judge. A phrase he frequently uses is "It happens." He prefers to go with the flow and take the good with the bad, making him an ideal companion for spontaneous ventures. He has strong morals and believes in helping rather than harming. He may be rather skilled at a multitude of things but does not consider himself a jack of all trades. He is humble but should never doubt his own worth. You knew the moment you met him that he would have an irreplaceable presence in your life.
Example:

Mark my words, Ethan will pitch for the Dodgers someday.”
by metamorphos1s July 24, 2022
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Ethan

The absolute mega chad. The fattest cock and the biggest bank. He never flexes, hes humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Has all the friends you could want, is the best sports player you could ever meet, always friendly to others and caring about his close friends. Ethan the best guy you could know
Ethan: Hello good chums
Friends: Why hello!
Ethan: Where's your money at?
*Puts homies down*
by anonymous December 14, 2022
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ethan

he always makes you feel special and one of a kind. hes hugs make you feel safe and like nothing can hurt you. he is always there for you and is always checking your okay. he may seem like a mean person or a smarty but once he opens up to you he is a nice caring guy who will always be there for you. if you dont see hes true side you will think he is a dickhead but wait till he opens his heart for you and find out he is actually the kindest person ever. you are very lucky if you know a ethan or hes even your partner. if your ever feeling down just ask for a hug and you will feel so much better. he always has something to say and has a really bright smile he will always make you laugh even when you dont think you will.
girl 1: look at him hes hot and hes smile is going to melt me
girl 2: thats ethan
by charlatte17 May 31, 2018
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Ethan

A truly amazing guy. But he has a cock the size of a weee little grain of rice. And is very easily annoyed and can be a dick.
I had sex with this guy he had a dick the size of Ethan
by Hanery March 14, 2017
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ethan

have you seen ethan he is bad at football
by mithak October 17, 2017
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Ethan

Ethan is the most kindest person you will ever meet. He cares for you no matter your mistakes. He loves video games especially COD ( Call of Duty ). He is very funny and will listen to you when you need someone to talk to. If he likes you he won't show it very easily, but the signs are very clear. He will stare at you during class like your the best thing to have happened to you. He has the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen with dirty blonde messy hair. He will blush a lot when he's with a girl he likes. When he hugs you it makes you feel like the luckiest girl/person in the world. If you get a Ethan don't let him go.
"Hey, Ethan you wanna walk to class?"

"Sure."

*holds hands*
by Rayne ;)<3 November 24, 2017
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