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Tessa Schofield

Absolute gigga chad history teacher. 100% Nigga travies scott sicko mode sexy.
by Josh_dumb_moments February 25, 2022
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Tessa Linnette Lavallee

Tessa Linnette Lavallee is the most beautiful woman in the world. she is so supportive of everything you do. She can make your day one thousand times better by just being there with you. She has to be an angel sent from heaven. She's insanely smart, she will outsmart you in everything you do. She has a boyfriend who can be a lot to handle and some how she does that. She's the greatest thing that could ever happen to him. There is no other like this one.
Logan: man I wish I could see Tessa Linnette Lavallee today.

Tessa: hi
by Logang! May 27, 2022
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Tessa

Tessa is very stinky she does not smell very nice and does not have many friends other than furries. I can smell Tessa from here and she is bothering me.
by Hahaha you’re mad July 13, 2020
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Tessa

A Tessa is smart and works hard but and is *always* an overachiever. She tries very hard with sports and schoolwork. She strives to be a doctor and to finish med school. She puts a lot of pressure on herself and you can always find her up at 2 AM during exam season. She likes to get recognized and complemented for her **HARD** work in everything.
Oh wow, she tries so hard, she must be a Tessa.
by lizzy.frizzy.yah! May 14, 2019
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Tessa g

Tessa g is typically a really lazy bitch who binge watches shows in under a day for example, sex and the city, gossip girl, friends and cheers.
Oh look at that “tessa g” I don’t want you to be lazy like that missy.
by George John Washington October 6, 2020
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Tessa

A girl with a monstourous cock
A Tessa is a flightless thing that inserts into Effies vaginal hole
by Bockuscreamcheese123 February 7, 2024
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Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.
“I had the best hot dog last night

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”
by Hotdogz August 6, 2022
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