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logan

a boy who is really smelly and gross and has a 2 inch penis. He is a virgin with a sad life and women are not attracted to him.
Logan: sup ladies

Female 1: OMG EW ITS LOGAN!!

Female 2: STAY BACK RAPIST
by sai:3 November 30, 2022
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Logan

An individual who does not like it when somebody sends lobster videos to the group chat.
-Did you see that funny lobster video that somebody sent?
-Ya, I bet Logan disliked it.
by Rilesman420 October 2, 2022
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Logan

A stupid ass nigga who sucks dick for money and is retarded as fuck usually wears glasses plays video games nonstop and smells like fucking ass due to there lack of showers
Mom: Logan it’s time for your show.
Logan: But I took one last year
by Hgdfgg December 23, 2021
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Loganitis

This is a disease which someone is severely attracted to large testicles.specifically black ones. They visualize big black balls jiggling up and down their mouth.As a side effect they are named Logan and are very gay.
I feel bad for Logan he has loganitis and will die soon.
by The very extremely official April 19, 2022
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likes giabella eats small children likes fortnight kisses photo of giabella his crush he has two crushes the other one is fatima
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by anonymous June 17, 2021
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Logan

Wow that guy is very skinny, you could call him Logan!
by MortensonLxver September 15, 2023
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Logan

An extremely hot motherfucker (he for sure fucked your mother) he has limitless knowledge, and will steal any girl you even think of EVER. He is good at kissing and is honestly a very nice guy if you get to know him.
-Eats children and devours universes on occasion.
-20inch love sausage.
-Sex god
-Disposes of any evidence his victims leave behind.

-Super great around kids!
Logan: “Am I logan?”

Michael: “yes.”
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