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to boat someone

How to boat someone:
Make an origami boat.
Place the boat in front of their door while they're sleeping or alternatively in their room while they're away.
Add a message to the boat. Such as: "You have been boated."
Nice gesture among flatmates.
Person 1: I was at a party last night and when I came home I realized I'd been boated!
Person 2: No way!
Person 3: What does that mean, "to boat someone"?
Person 2: Origami boat in front of your door!
Person 1: Yes, and it was actually very nice. My flatmates made a very beautiful boat and the message was "you've been boated and there's chocolate in the fridge"
Person 2: Wow. I wish I had such nice flatmates.
Person 3: I can make an origami boat for you, too!
by missjones December 5, 2013
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Farm Boat

Another term for tractor or other large farm equipment
Look at the farm boats sailing through the fields
by HithertoAlas August 6, 2017
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Kicking the boat

Kicking the boat is a Australian slang used towards a individual or group that are relaxing/chilling out doing nothing and also not bothering anyone

Just a stand up person
I’ve just been kicking the boat with John all afternoon
by Tvfm September 3, 2018
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Fire Boat

Similar to the Fire Boat Salute, but instead of urinating up in the air and onto yourself, you aim and arch it onto another person floating in the pool with you. Again, most easily performed by a male doing this onto another person.
I gave my girlfriend a fire boat yesterday when we where in the pool.
by Murph 001 May 2, 2008
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Boat Bitch

A person who you meet and instantly know they are about to change your life in the best way possible. They may get on your nerves but you know they’ll be there to wipe your tears or binge that Netflix series. They are the type of person you plan a vacation with the first night you meet. At the end of the day they’re the bitch to your boat and you are glad to have them be a part of your crew
Larry: ayeee just boat bitch things
Katie: no cap.
by Jinglebellssuredorock November 17, 2019
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show boating

The act of showing off, and or letting your ego roam free after you have done something extremely awesome.
After Peter made one touch down, he immediately started show boating.
by Ivan. Person. September 30, 2007
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Boat Feet

Basically, it just means you have big feet.

Kitten.Flannel.Mushroooms.
Oh, That Adam Nicholson has the feet the size of boats.

You have Boat Feet
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