you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation

Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now

by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

You’re fucking gay!

As in homosexual!

John Marston to Bill Williamson: YOU’RE FUCKING GAY! *Short Pause* AS IN HOMOSEXUAL!

*Low Quality American Venom Song Playing In Background*

by El Manzana de muertos July 18, 2024

Oh, you’re not guilty!

When someone is acquitted of something with little to no inquiry or investigation.

“Did you do it?”
“No.”
“Oh, you’re not guilty!”

by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018

You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.

That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!

by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023

You’re Scaring The Kids

It’s slang for that’s funny

“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”

by Raggyfromstatefarm October 18, 2020

You’re so annoying fr

What they actually mean is “You’re handsome, I’ll do whatever you tell me to and I want to fu*k your brains out”.

Him:”Hey do something for me”
Her:”You’re so annoying fr”

by Kgybs January 25, 2024

You’re rotten’ me

Slang created by BLGL. Used when someone does some dumb shit.

Example:

Random: yo gago can i get a sub?
Gago: nahh you’re rotten’ me hell no

by pic0s_blgl June 9, 2023