yoink

to pull at a subsonic velocity.

dude 1: man, i love my book
dude 2: yoink
dude 1: crap

by Dripin J May 7, 2020

Yoink

Something to say after you steal somebody's virginity. Can also say Ya YEET

You sure you want this?

Yes.

YOINK!

by YOINKMAN69 July 6, 2020

Yoink

Verb. A synonym for yeet in the sense that you yeet someone or something.

Bro, I totally yoinked him

by Zest God 69 November 27, 2019

yoink stick

when your being a dummy but emma still loves you

you’re such a yoink stick

by Blah📚 January 28, 2019

yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

Yoink

To throw or chuck something at another person

Otis yoinked something at Eric.

by Otislovesmaeve August 9, 2019

Yoink

When you grab someone by the head and shove it into your groin.

Is not done in a sexual way but in a way to prank a homie

Shane: "Im gonna yoink you into another dimension"
Matt: "No pls"
also can be used to exclaim after yoinking someone
*Shane Yoinks Matt
Shane: "YOINK!"

by Yoink King aka Da Groin Master August 10, 2017