toffee yogurt

The sticky substance that leaves a mans anus after his gay partner has ejaculated in his bottom!

'he farted and sprayed my face with toffee yogurt'

by Captain Flaps October 10, 2006

yogurt poop

When someone at yogurtland forgets to put there cup under the dispenser, therefore leaving a pooplike pile of yogurt

" Mmm, I want some of that new flavor" - mia
" Nahhh, man there's yogurt poop all over that flavor, dont get it" - ghislaine
" eeehh, my bad, I got distracted" - sheepish man

by M.C:):) August 04, 2011

jock yogurt

jock yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his jockstrap when he jerks off in it.

I sell some of my jockstraps with jock yogurt in them on Naughtybids for cum-suckers!

by eda-skip January 22, 2022

crotch yogurt

crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.

I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!

by eda-skip October 16, 2021

Greek Yogurt

Since the Greeks invented anal sex, the jizz that falls out of a man's ass after he has been analed by his companion is called Greek Yogurt.

This may also apply to a heterosexual male making greek yogurt with his girlfriend.

John: Dude what is this stain in your car?
Gene: Oh sorry thats some left over Greek Yogurt from last night, me and Ben got iton
John: That's disgusting dude!

by Tom Scro May 07, 2011

Vagina Yogurt

An extremely wet vagina, to the point that it has a yogurt consistency.

I was fingering that chick last night and it turned into vagina yogurt.

by icelumni April 08, 2010

yogurt lung

When you are receiving deep throat and you cum towards the back of the throat and then proceed to hit the receiver in the stomach, knocking there breath out. They will inhale sharply dragging all the cum with it.

dude what did you get down to last night" "my girl wanted to try yogurt lung, she told me never again

by devilduck June 21, 2011