Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name

Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"

Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"

Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"

Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."

by Rockwell Rogers May 22, 2023

Wizard of Oz

The most watched movie of all time. "The Wizard of Oz", released in 1939, is one of the most enduring family films of all time. It's a must see movie for all ages. It is a film that should be on everyone's bucket list, even though it's highly unlikely there is anyone over the age of 1 yr old that hasn't seen this amazing movie.

Linda may be possibly the only person to not have seen the film "The Wizard of Oz". Good Lord!!

by Siskel/Ebert July 1, 2023

wizard cat

Someone who does a shit job at answering people and won't give them nut. Wizzy cat give me your fucking nut dammit! I will not hesitate to castrate you

Wizard cat cover me in your nut pls

by CaptainNibbles June 20, 2017

wizard sleeve

The inner labia of a vagina that protrude well beyond the outer labia. So called because they are large and stretchy and flap in the wind like the silken sleeve of a wizard's garments. The presence of a wizard sleeve gives the vulva an appearance quite different than a coin slot and usually means the vagina is not a peach.

I went down on her, which was nice, but her freakin' wizard sleeve kept getting in the way!

by CasaP July 27, 2008

wizard cloak

the after effect of a hard fucking, resulting in the lips of ones pussy resembling the folds in a wizard's cloak.

after the frat party kelly had a wicked "wizard cloak"

by kingsley Tenenbaums October 13, 2009

Wizard's Sleeve

n, A particularly capacious 'sausage wallet'.

'I can't feel a bloody thing. You must have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve."

by Soairse September 2, 2003

Wizard Shit Lord

When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.

Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.

Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?

by Michael Tollhouse Cookies January 20, 2009