Weldor

A weldor is an arrogant piece of shit cunt that thinks he's better than all other welders because he spells welder with an "o"

It makes them feel smarter than everyone else to make a point to correct anyone else whenever they write welder and say that a welder is a piece of equipment and a weldor is the person using it, where in fact the word welder is interchangeable between person and equipment.

"I'm at the top of my game, you cunts don't do fuck all I do everything, I'm a weldor, both my navaras have" weldor" number plates coz I want every other useless welder to know I'm a pedantic piece of shit."

by Hedgehogpits April 25, 2019

wilderness guardians

A clan on the game Runescape. Decently well known, and growing daily.

I wann jonin the Wilderness Guardians but I think the min combat lvl is 70... bullshiz

by bobie November 18, 2004

Weller

To bleat on and promote your Socialist point of view when you don't have any money, but the moment you become successful and wealthy to drop your ideals and sell out.

See Paul Weller now successful solo artist, once Social commetarist.

Not to be confused with 'Doing a Daltrey' and writing a song about hoping to die before you get old and not carrying that promise through.

Antonym of Billy Bragg

That John Prescott did a Weller the moment he joined Tony Blair's cabinet and ended up with Two Jags.

by JamFan June 24, 2009

Wilder-wank

Having a wank in the countryside, it’s a bit like dogging but you do it by your self

*out camping* “mate, il be back in 10 mins, just off for a wilder-wank”

by The butcher 69 January 6, 2020

Wilderson

Wilderson is a great person. If you're lucky enough to meet a Wilderson well... prepare to have a lot of laughs and fun together. Wilderson will do anything to make you laugh or smile he's the perfect friend to have if you love to laugh and joke around. Wilderson is also very loving if you're lucky enough to date a Wilderson you should keep him he would do anything he possibly can in his power to make you happy and would do anything to put a smile on your face. Wilderson's are overall amazing people if you're lucky enough to meet one well have fun.

Wilderson is such an amazing person I can't stop laughing when i'm around him

by Shadowed_Star January 28, 2021

WellerMan

When Your Taking a Piss and Accidently Spray Yourself In the Face With Your Own Piss

I Heard That John Gave Himself A WellerMan

by Tomoko Enjoyer March 17, 2023

spot-welded

Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen.

"If you don't get up and wash your wanker, it's gonna get spot-welded" she warned.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007