Shotgun Wedding 

A term for a forced marriage after an unexpected pregnancy.

Originating from when the father of the pregnant girl would force the baby's daddy to marry his daughter at gunpoint. This gun was most likely a shotgun as many fathers in the United States were hunters.

Bill knocked up Suzie and now they're having a shotgun wedding

Shotgun Wedding by Sham-Whoa May 20, 2009

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

harder than a wedding dick by WesNile November 26, 2007

vegas wedding

A cheap, quick, last minute marriage. Usually occurs while under the influence of alcohol.

"Woke up this morning with a stripper and a wedding ring. Definitely a vegas wedding."

vegas wedding by OneoftheDudes August 2, 2012

Red wedding Syndrome 

The feeling that in every book/tv show you are exposed to anytime anything slightly dramatic starts to happen, every character you like in that scene will die. Most noted after a viewer watches "Game of Thrones" red wedding scene for the first time.

"I feel bad for the poor guy, he's got red wedding syndrome and freaks out even watching Disney movies, wondering who dies next."

Red wedding Syndrome by Sadahige May 19, 2014

guerrilla wedding

A spontaneous wedding held in a public location without securing a permit. For more free-wheeling types that are loath to go through red tape just to say "I do".

Where is our wedding you ask? Well, it's a guerrilla wedding so we can't tell you right now.

guerrilla wedding by TDubSLP June 19, 2016

Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank

I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.

Jewish Wedding Cake by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009

fox wedding 

A traditional Japanese way to describe a day that is rainy but that is sunny at the same time

WOW it is rainy but at the same time it is sunny! Who can believe that!?

That's rad bruh!

We call that kind of weather the fox wedding in japan.

fox wedding by THE ALDENTE May 22, 2016