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Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
by Milkhail November 23, 2021
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WeaVer

WeaVer is used to refer to someone who is a fucking piece of shit and os indescribable with any sentence or word other than WeaVer.
you see the news today? that guy was a total WeaVer.
by Angry_MotherFucker August 17, 2023
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Cunt Weaver

What a true cum bucket does with pride, they weave together a strand of pussies and wear it around their neck as a sign of much they fuck on a daily basis.
Hey I will have you know I am a full time cunt weaver.
by Kitty meow36 October 11, 2016
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Basket Weaver

The act of cleaning/ brushing ones teeth with vaginal discharge daily.
Did you see Sarah? Her teeth are so clean. Do you think she is a basket weaver?”
by basketweaver124 November 28, 2020
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the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.
Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!
by Official Flav December 4, 2024
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Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues
by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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