brethren before wenches

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.

Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.

by Koban December 11, 2009

sexy floorboard wench

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

by Raquel January 08, 2005

Wench Pickle

Female (dick) talking shit about her own female friends

Susan, quit talking S___ about Wendy, you're such a wench pickle she's supposed to be your friend.

by picklemeyer December 04, 2009

Nutsack Noose Wench

A person usually a female that is a killjoy/mojo sucker that usually makes most men want to tie a noose around their nutsack and hang themselves.

Geez, that Sandy is a real Nutsack Noose Wench....where's the damn rope?

by Jeff and Tracy August 18, 2010

morgan the sea wench

a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.

i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoodle May 24, 2011

Shinobi Wench Hammer

A Shinobi Wench Hammer is a move during sexual intercourse where the lights are turned out and the male rams the female from the darkness, so hard that she should climax upon landing. Usually performed towards the end of a sexual occurance as a pièce de résistance. It can be executed from infront or behind of a woman. If executed correctly from the rear, it may lead to a Wench Hammer Mudslide

...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"

by Ciderboi February 28, 2009

nigga bed wench

A black male who dates,marries or is involved sexually with a caucasian

Look at that white girl/boy with that nigga bed wench

by Aquarius Baby October 29, 2019