Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Wheeler

Someone who likes to trick people into letting him suck their cock.

Sucking BJ Blowy Kneeling ovation man

"Shit... that guy Stuart was a Wheeler. I was just there minding my own business and he tricked me into pulling out my cock and letting him suck on it. It wasn't until I blew that I realised what was going on!"

"Oh man.... which way did he go?"

by Cellardoor101 May 28, 2018

Mike Wheeler

it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3

mike wheeler is cute.

by willsboyfriendmike February 3, 2024

Wheeler

When the woman who birthed you starts trending on FB with her baps out.

You’re a Wheeler mum. Put your gun turrets away.

by Bap Attack December 9, 2021

Haley Wheeler

The name I’ve unknowingly waited for my entire life.

Them: “If you could take any last name in the world, who would you take it from?”

Me: “Easy, either Wheeler will do.”

Haley Alise Wheeler is the only name I can see etched on my grave.

“That girl just pulled a Haley Wheeler”

by Haleymotherfuckingalise November 23, 2021

Wheeler

when you meet a really dumb dude whose actions cannot be defined with regular context because of how outrageous they are.

"yo you ever hear about that forrest gump guy?"

"yeah bro, forrest is a total wheeler lmao"

by Weeo111 February 26, 2020

Wheeler

A wheeler is a type of position in sex where the man used the woman as a wheelbarrow and sucks her vaginal cavity as he goes

"did you see that new tape of mia khalifa doing the wheeler?"

by Racist Wigger283 April 11, 2024