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Vicarious Beard Growth

Vicarious beard growth is the attempt of helping your own beard grow by staring at pictures of people with awesome beards. It should be noted that this is a myth. It does not work. This has been researched and proven by expert and awesome beard owner David Denison, who is well credited and a pioneer in his field, despite being a Michigander.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Your beard's looking a little patchy, man.
Guy 2: I know! I've been trying to fill it out, but the vicarious beard growth just doesn't seem to be working!

Example 2:
Guy 1: Man, I've been trying for a month, but my beard still won't grow!
Guy 2: Have you tried vicarious beard growth?
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, putting up pictures of awesome beards to inspire your own.
Guy 1: *pauses* Are you high?
by Rodman Edward Serling August 17, 2011
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skits and vicious

Means you should probably get going if someone is about to get skits and vicious, there dangerous.
You better get outta here before I get I skits and vicious - Lez
by NateMate March 3, 2017
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Vicious

A psychotic, Halo playing fanatic. Also known well in games such as Homeworld, Diablo II, and many other online games.
d00d, that Vicious kid just pn0ned my @55!
by Tony Lomanto March 17, 2005
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ViCiouS

a nice woman who also has highly seductive qualities. she is a very sexually dominant person. she enjoys sex and drugs.

synonyms: vicki
A: Hey that girl is hot.
B: Yea thats ViCiouS
by toocoolfooryoou February 1, 2008
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Vicious

The Events Team Administrator on the biggest server of the online game Graal.
Oh snap, Vicious banned me from Graal.
by Vi December 23, 2003
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Vicious

1. Attractive underage female
2. Female who enjoys 'rough sex' or ' S&M '
1. Person A ' man, that girl is vicious!'
Person B 'Yeah, but she's jailbait'

2. Person A 'Yeah, i heard his girlfriend is Vicious'
by ViciousTrash March 12, 2008
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Vicious circle

a group of freinds who take part in hijinx that cause an unforseen schmorgesborg of shenanigans
Those youngins are in quite the Vicious Circle
by joebeaca August 19, 2008
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