Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.
by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006
Get the Vertical Bacon Baguettemug. by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005
Get the Vertical Fur Tacomug. by yequalsmxplusb February 12, 2009
Get the The Slope of a Vertical Linemug. Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.
Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.
by Saxenkuntz March 28, 2009
Get the Alaskan Vertical Snugglemug. by Mary-Jane Parker February 20, 2018
Get the vertical line testmug. The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .
" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "
by CYPF. March 26, 2017
Get the vertical monkey mouthmug. by Bill the Cat May 15, 2008
Get the vertical joggingmug.