Vanessa 

Most amazing person ever, lover of Kanye, and married to Camden. She's so fun and is cool. Thinks Kanye is a god and Camden is hot.

Is that Vanessa? Isn't she married to Camden?

Vanessa by ??gee i wonder who December 15, 2017

vanessa 

someone who just takes and never gives, all her husband does is give and work for their family and she has never shown any appreciation in the slightest. She is always in debt, having "invested" all of her funds into 15 dollar bets that have never seen a return. Avoid at all cost, thx.

Oh no, Vanessa is coming be quiet.

vanessa by capstone2020!!! November 26, 2019

Vanessa 

Someone who seems beautiful, pretty, smart, funny, and just all around perfect. But what you don't see is how she treats your friends. She'll smirk at them when you glance away, because she knows your friends know they're choosing her instead. She seems like the perfect soulmate... but your friends fear for your soon broken heart.

"Did you see Jake with Vanessa today?"
'Yeah, I feel terrible. She smirked at me when he looked away... like she was trying to tell me she won.'
"I know, right? Just the other day I saw him laughing with her... I'm worried she's gonna end up breaking his heart."

Vanessa by SweaterSyd January 24, 2015

Vanessa 

Lovely girl, Fun to be around, a little kooky, loves to eat, lacks common sense, shady, annoying.

That girl is a Vanessa

Vanessa by AbwuqiNaba April 15, 2015

Vanessa 

A female who gets dragged by Michael

Vanessa always getting dragged by Michael

Vanessa by Beaaxgg June 1, 2018

Vanessa 

A complete Whore and ass. The devil in the shape of a 8th grade girl. Hoe

Ugh she is such a Vanessa because she has dated 20 boys

Vanessa by starpooper1215 November 26, 2018

Vanessa 

Thinks that just because she has curly hair she is the shit. Her only friend is her dog. She is really mean to boys and really has a problem with personal hygiene.

Dude go take a shit. You smell like a Vanessa!

Vanessa by DJScorn July 31, 2012